Excel Saga op “Loyalty”
fuck yes excel saga
Excel Saga op “Loyalty”
fuck yes excel saga
did anyone actually choose Chikorita for a starter?
“xands I thought you were taking a nap?”
I AM
but I had to know if I should catch a Chinchou
(the answer is nope)
then I found this
wake me up when Anthony Hopkins decides to adopt me
Note: contains acoustic music and large (pet) rats. On that note though, fuck this video for being so cute.
I don’t smile big because the gap between my upper & lower teeth is so big I can stick most of my tongue through and still have room, haha. WTF, mouth
*kicks everything off bed, turns heat on full blast and turns room fan on high, takes pants off, gets a box of tissues & a bag of candy and a gallon of distilled water*
baby I gotcha money
Fuckin SLAIN. I’m having a hard time deciding between Blood Diamond & Darfur
Bill Easterly starts the official “Exploiting Africa Academy Awards”:
Following the Academy Award nominations earlier this week, we introduce the Exploiting Africa Academy Award (EAAA) nominations to recognize films who do the best against stiff competition to portray the most insulting and exploitative images of Africans, usually being heroically saved by some white people.
Machine Gun Preacher. This one is so exemplary that it inspired the EAAA in the first place. A commercial film based on a violent ex-con turned violent Christian who goes to central Africa to shoot bad guys and rescue any children still alive after the cross-fire. Principal white saviors : based on “true(?)” story of ex-biker-gang-member Sam Childers, supported in the movie by a beautiful model playing his ex-biker-gang-member-wife.
The Reckoning. About how the International Criminal Court protects African females and children against male African killers. Principal White Savior: Luis Moreno-Ocampo.
Darfur. About how Western correspondents protect African females and children against male African killers. Principal White Saviors: macho journalists supported by one attractive female journalist.
The Vice Guide to Liberia. OK it’s actually a web-based TV series from the Vice media empire, but it’s so horrifically exploitative (baby cannibalism, enough said), we had to include it. Principal White Savior: the Vice correspondent , although it’s very unclear how he’s saving anyone but himself.
An older classic:
Blood Diamond. Educated the movie-going audience about the acronym TIA to be used whenever anything horrible happens in the movie — “This Is Africa”.Principal white saviors: mercenary and smuggler Leonardo di Caprio supported by gorgeous journalist Jennifer Connelly.
You can vote here. Or add your own nomination
(via withrevolutionarycries)