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July 2012

my sweet sweet danniboo and I were talking last night

and we both decided we’re pretty over Tumblr and life is stressin’ us out. He deleted his, but I have some decent material here that I’d like to keep so I won’t do that. But yeah I’m feeling finished with zero temptation to “sneak back sometimes” or anything 

You all know where to find me by now etc etc and if you don’t I dunno what to tell you

‘night kids

Jul 28, 20125 notes
#this has been a post #closing shop
"not sure if depression induced apathy or actual apathy..."
Jul 28, 2012
this ain't livin': You Don't Have To Get It To Respect It → meloukhia.net

This thing, with the getting and the respecting, sometimes seems to be at the roots of a lot of conversations that go horribly wrong. The person who demands understanding about something that is hard to understand is going to be as frustrated as the person trying to articulate that something cannot be understood unless it’s an experience. And what many people seem to miss in these conversations is that when you are demanding that you need to ‘get’ something to be on board with it, you’re singling it out as abnormal and weird. You are actually demanding a justification for its existence, not supporting someone whom you’re claiming to want to work in solidarity with.

How I feel sometimes

Jul 28, 201215 notes
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Jul 28, 2012
e-feelings

my social media decrease has been great, but it did not make me “better” (what the fuck does that mean) by any means because I forgot I cannot shut off real life lolol. Oh well, I tried it.

I am going to take a suggestion s.e. smith made over the Twitterings and start “grading” my days categorically in one of these notebooks I got for my last birthday until I get some legit therapy again.

Jul 28, 20121 note

I admit I’m not nearly as angry at Tumblr as my brother is though, I save that kind of spite for [insert]

I tell you what though, I’ve only had to deal with three rape jokes this week

Jul 28, 2012
You know what?

salvagedcalamity:

Fuck Tumblr. I hate this fucking setup and I hate the people who run it and I hate the fact that “blogging” has become just this stupid fucking concept that means anyone can turn their inane, useless thoughts into gold and become “Tumblr famous.” Maybe it’s just who I follow, but there is no middle ground. It’s either white-supremacist, illiterate cocks, or the people I agree with, or sometimes disagree with but can’t really because my privilege and station in life render my opinion moot. And I agree with that. 

Obviously I can only live in a world that only includes me, myself, and my thoughts. 

Fuck this shit. 

You all can just keep reblogging fucking pictures of food, celebrities, and dogs and talk about your “feels.” All this does is make me feel even more isolated than I am. 

I can’t stand it. I can’t stand you.

Oh, and fuck Instagram and everyone who uses it.

/end angry post

GODDAMNIT TUMBLR

Edited slightly for accuracy. Lolol shit I just checked my dash for the first time in a few days and this is what I seeeeeee and it speaks to my soul

I think my “break from the internet” pretty much just became a break from Tumblr. The longer I’m away from it the more I’m like why am I still here

Jul 28, 20122 notes
Review - Mortal Kombat (2011) → thescoreonline.com

Most of my problems with it

This one was actually kind of hard to do and I’m not really pleased with it but my editor chopped & screwed it okay. 

Expect Pokemon Conquest by the end of this week hopefully. 

I looked at 2 pages of my dash a few minutes ago and I swear it looks almost exactly like I left it… Friday? Sunday? Jesus it’s preserved in amber.  

Jul 24, 20122 notes
i made a microwave brownie in a bowl

when I get back to 100 90 80% I’ll post pics

Jul 21, 20121 note
Review - Mortal Kombat 3 → thescoreonline.com

Hello everyone, I’m still on temp hiatus but I still need to do my social media duties on Twitter & Facebook at least lolol. If you were wondering I do feel mildly better.

So this is your weekly reminder to please check out The Score online! This is my latest review for Mortal Kombat 3. It’s got jokes.

I also really enjoyed Stephanie Taylor’s review of Pokemon Red and Blue. She even managed to get a few fanboys made on FB. For anyone that’s ever actually played those games though you know damn good & well how accurate it is.

You can leave comments on the posts if you so choose now, so be nice. Or if you have to be mean don’t tell them I sent you okay.

Jul 21, 2012
one more post

-I don’t think a few people around me heard me when I said I didn’t want to be bothered for a while

-I really resent the fact that I have to use “not feeling well” or “tired” and “busy” off the internet

-whatever happened to people using #epilepsy warning tags for gifs? Did that not pan out? That actually has nothing to do with anything I just meant to say something about it last night but I forgot

-kk management out again

Jul 19, 2012
and now a word from the management

I’m tired of telling people I’m just too “busy” to get back with them when it’s more like “too busy… spiraling into depression” so I’m taking an interwebz break. I might… tweet or answer a couple messages… but I tend to doubt it.

Also remember what I said about TDKR spoilers? I’m sure hoping my dash clears itself out by the time I get back whenever because so help me god

see you all in a few days  

Jul 19, 20122 notes

I had a very sweet, surprisingly linear, if Wes Anderson-y dream this morning

even if it involved nudity & voyeurism  

Jul 19, 2012
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I need to go to sleep or something but if y’all uncover anymore extremely obvious problematic companies please let me know 

Jul 18, 2012

Earlier today I told mom that I would livestream my funeral

because really all they’re going to do is put my urn somewhere  

Jul 18, 2012

telegantmess replied to your post: people cannot seriously just now be finding out that Chick Fil A is run by bigots

seriously

Next you’ll be telling me that Walmart has discriminatory hiring practices. Balderdash, I just can’t believe it. 

I mean if you eat there fine but don’t act like you just suddenly noticed that they tend to not like gay unchristian people lolol. Just stop 

Jul 18, 2012

most of my sleep was replaced with bitter disappointment today

I woke up hating everything and I’m probably going to go to sleep hating everything 

Jul 18, 2012
people cannot seriously just now be finding out that Chick Fil A is run by bigots

*face palm* Jesus Christ why are people so fucking brand new? It’s on their website for god’s sake. The only reason it’s not more obvious is because the KKK domain is already registered 

okay let’s do this again

Chick Fil A, Target, Best Buy, Walmart… 

Jul 18, 20121 note
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Oh I’m glad to hear I’m not the only person with FF having trouble with Tumblr Savemegoddamnit. I guess it’s the Chrome version all the way :( too bad Opera doesn’t have a greasemonkey script because… sigh

Jul 18, 2012
meta art

So… it’s okay to trigger other people as long as I myself am not triggered right

Jul 18, 2012
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Jul 18, 2012

robynritchie replied to your post: robynritchie replied to your post: robynritchie…

I fucking LOVE the over-seasoned ones. T.T Whyyyy. Oh well, at least they gave me extra olives…

From their garden if you will 

Jul 18, 20121 note

robynritchie replied to your post: robynritchie replied to your post: robynritchie…

The salad is AMAZING but they didn’t put enough seasoning on my breadsticks… bastards. But you should nap if you’re sleepy!

I probably will nap in a little bit here… and oh nooo not the salt sticks lolol. I always manage to get the over-seasoned stick  

Jul 18, 20121 note

robynritchie replied to your post: robynritchie replied to your post: there comes a…

Haven’t been to either for a while. :O KFC fries are good though. I’m eating Olive Garden right now!

I want Olive Garden :/ I had a gyro earlier… I think it’s putting me to sleep 

Jul 18, 20121 note

robynritchie replied to your post: there comes a time in every person’s life

There are other fries, E! Eat the OTHER FRIES!

AND THEY’RE LESS GREASY

(lolol I haven’t eaten at Chick Fil Whatsinit since 2008, I may as well go to KFC)  

Jul 18, 20121 note
there comes a time in every person's life

when they have to ask themselves, “Are these waffle fries more important than everything I stand for?”

and it’s a hard question.  

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stabbinemup replied to your post: stabbinemup replied to your post: reblawg if you…

Sunny D has different flavors now? I’m behind the times.

They all taste like Sunny D 

Jul 18, 20121 note
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stabbinemup replied to your post: reblawg if you remember tampico

OH SHIT MY CHILDHOOD

I WAS BEGINNING TO WORRY

I ACTUALLY DIDN’T KNOW IT CAME IN FLAVORS NOW

GOTTA KEEP UP WITH SUNNY D I GUESS 

Jul 18, 20121 note

thejuanreyes replied to your post: reblawg if you remember tampico

THAS MY SHIT! Even though it can NEVER get cold. It’s like the weirdest Sunny D.

WORD it was fucking “sorta cold” when I bought it then I put it in the fridge and it was like “idk cold” after an hour lolol. And it really is a cheap ass Sunny D, which is great because I hate Sunny D but I need to get my nutrients from somewhere *glug glug*  

Jul 18, 20121 note
reblawg if you remember tampico

I bought some today because it was 99 cents and shit I forgot how sweet it was I think I lost a few years off my life

Jul 18, 20123 notes
i'm gonna watch some more shirokuma cafe to improve my mood

and try to act like it’s not basically my life

Jul 18, 20121 note

Depressed person antics:

“Sorry that thing didn’t turn out like you wanted fuck wait no don’t do that to yourself stop it”

Jul 18, 20121 note

We had another round of legit gun violence outside my house today

Now I’m sitting in the social security office help me unreal god

Jul 18, 2012
“I’ve read some blogs during this whole [rape joke controversy] that have enlightened me. This woman said how rape is something that polices women’s lives. They have a narrow corridor. They can’t go out late, they can’t go to certain neighborhoods, they can’t dress a certain way…I never…that’s part of me now that wasn’t [there] before.” —

Louis C.K., The Daily Show, 7/16/12. (via hulksmashes)

lou i knew you were smart

woah is this for real because if so I am pleased

(via saturniinae)

But then he goes on to say how he can still appreciate a good rape joke and all discussions about this just bring gender into it too much, particularly women arguing about what they feel and men need to just tell them yeah, we listened to your feelings, now shut up. And he prefaced this by saying, “It’s also a fight between comedians and feminists, which are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can’t take a joke and comedians can’t take criticism. So to one side you say if you can’t take a joke, stay out of the comedy clubs.” CK deserves no pass. 

(via supersoygrrrl)

Reblogged for commentary. I actually think this was the worst possible way he could have handled it. First, he didn’t take any responsibility for supporting Tosh in the first place, then he insinuated that the root of all of this was feminists not having a sense of humor (though he was careful to balance it out with (much milder) criticisms of comedians- that they can’t take criticism). Then, when some people in the crowd booed his comment about feminists not having a sense of humor, he pulled the “See?” card- because objecting to what he was saying is apparently the same thing as not having a sense of humor.

THEN he goes on to say “So I’ve learned all about the rape culture this week, and I didn’t know before” BUT he then says “And it still doesn’t matter, and women are just getting all over emotional, as women do, and dudes you should humor them a bit and then tell them to shut the fuck up.”

Then he finished with a joke about killing jews, to show “Hey, I’m being offensive! It’s what comedians do! What, you can’t laugh at me being offensive?”

It was really, really gross. It was also a really pathetic attempt to appease his more progressive fans while still not alienating any jerks by actually taking a position. He did not once, not once, criticize anything Daniel Tosh said or did here or act like maybe there was a legitimate reason to criticize it.


(via sexistculture)

Reblogging for additional commentary. It really did come off as, “Yeah I learned a little bit about rape culture that I didn’t know before but I don’t actually give a damn about it. Joking about rape pays our bills so shut up.” I don’t understand how someone could watch this interview and JUST take away the above quote. That just seems really disingenuous to the interview as a whole. 

(via supersoygrrrl)

Yeaaaaaaah, I actually just watched this interview. He gets zero points for that, and this selective quoting is BS.

(via yukidama)

I watched the interview earlier and spent most of it arguing with him. It was a useless gesture, but the point was that the above commentary is right on the money. “Oh I had no idea there was rape culture, but now I am aware the term exists. But hey, after I indulge you for a few seconds and listen to you (like that stupid Klondike commercial), shut up because the man is still in charge, okay? Because we really don’t want to hear it.” I was also frustrated how little Jon Stewart challenged him in the interview.

(via vanessasketch)

If this whole thing isn’t a perfect view of privileged peeps getting to choose what to be bothered by, I don’t know what is. He’s a progressive-sounding, forward-ish thinking dude being confronted with his own shitty, privileged behavior. He is smart enough to acknowledge the issue, but he can’t be assed to give a fuck because he might have to come up with funnier jokes if he did.

I just recently watched a few episodes of Louie. I’m done though. You don’t get my money if you support rape culture. I still haven’t seen a movie with Johnny Depp in it since the Polanski petition bullshit. Rape apologists don’t get my money. Period.

(via elizabitchez)

Reblogged for commentary. Brilliant commentary.

I am trying to remember the last Depp movie I saw, and let me tell you how much it still pains me to support Natalie Portman via my love of Thor for the same reasons.

(via ouyangdan)

He’s still a racist fatphobic douche too, just throwing that out

Eta: I know that’s only minimally relevant but I’m so tired of people getting passes just because they make one correct sound blurb in their whole lives. That is really damaging.
Jul 18, 20124,402 notes

my editor is, once again, a sweet prince *crowns him with a flower reef* this was SUPPOSED to be the week I didn’t fuck anything up but at least it’s just Wordpress refusing to let me be great :(

Jul 18, 2012
Jul 18, 2012191 notes

depressed people antics:

First month: I just want to lay here and be miserable

Next month: Hey hey guys you wanna go on a road trip you wanna go swimmin let’s all go do something no what are you talking about I’m fine yippeee 

Jul 18, 20123 notes
i don't like anyone today

please brace yourselves for depressed person shenanigans

made better by the fact that I have to go out & find a job again 

Jul 18, 2012
Jul 18, 20128,277 notes

i have my mom’s bed until 5 in the morning muuuhahahaha *rolls around* 

Jul 18, 20123 notes

Oh was that it? I’m free from a task that I could have voluntarily quit at any time? Hooray! I’m going to go call my mom and yell at her about her porn tastes

Jul 17, 2012
#movie liveblogging #muscle beach

to be fair this current scene isn’t nearly as bad as the one preceding it but the burping techno soundtrack & animal noises are really scaring me

especially when they’re dressed as lumber jacks

I don’t understand

Jul 17, 20121 note
#movie liveblogging #muscle beach

just when I think this shit is about to end

it starts up anew

and I think I’m finally losing my patience with it lolol

this scene features burping techno tracks and distorted animal noises. What the creepy pasta video hell? *fastforwards* :/

Jul 17, 2012
#movie liveblogging #muscle beach

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